A chesty beauty. A hose. Some water. A car. These are the basic elements of life.

5,000 years ago, men watched busty girls washing horses.

4,000 years ago, men watched busty girls washing wooden wagons. Little has changed since then, except we now watch busty girls washing cars and vans, a lot less messy than washing a wagon.

Our well-developed auto body buffer in this show is none other than Jenna Valentine who has turned car washing into a piece of performance art. Jenna doesn't do this for just anyone, so consider yourselves touched, or in this case, soaked, by an angel.

It's hard to understand why the auto industry wastes billions on idiotic TV commercials when they could simply hire Jenna and her chesty friends and make some really good commercials. These people don't know what good is.